Writer's Block

So all I can really do today is sit on pins and needles waiting for the iOS5 update to come out.  Yeah; I could be working, hawking Avon, or taking care of my kids---but I prefer to refresh my innernets every 5 minutes waiting for someone to say its released.

I could be reading my many chapters for class since I got a---B!---on my midterm, but I don't feel like doing that either.

I could be figuring out what to feed my kids for dinner, but I won't.

So we'll call it writers' block.

Are Common and Serena still together? If not; I need to find his mama and become her bestie cause he is FOINE.

My Essence with Idris has not arrived yet, they better hurry up before I get an attitude.

So glad I have girls; they are so much fun to dress.  Boys clothes are boring as hell.  I love dresses and sequins and shoes and hairstyles....I just don't like crying, and puberty, and having to carry a pistol to keep boys away.

Speaking of pistol; I need to go to the gun range.

Why do people act like their job is more high brow than it is?  Come on dude.  We know you're a damn receptionist, calling it a hospitality engineer won't change that.  Own your isht.

If you're unemployed, are you supposed to go on vacation? This is a quandry that's been bothering me for some years now.

Speaking of unemployed, where'd Kwame Kilpatrick go now that he's got his free?

I know a lot of broads that would be more pleasant to be around if they got some penile intervention.  In about 1...2....3...I'm going to send them an email telling them as much.

I know some other broads that need LESS.  Stop letting every dude run up in that, you are too damn old, disease is too damn prevalent, and old hoes are never a good look.  Prime hoe age is between 17-22.  I just helped somebody's mama.

When am I going to hit the damn Lotto? I'm sick of this working BS...

I either need a winning Powerball ticket or a dying old man....get at me....

*sigh* I guess, I suppose I'll go back to focusing on the OTHER things I need to do today....and avoid this writer's block.  Hey; everyone is due a little randomness every now and again.....