Couple things about me...

I am not a father, do not wish my Happy Father's Day. That isht is disrespectful to the ACTUAL fathers in my and my children's lives. Keep your issues with you.

I don't acknowledge important news via social media from my friends. If you are engaged, having a baby, or have a new job; I expect a phone call or at minimum an email.

I actually call my friends for their birthdays; and I expect the same.

Inviting me to a shower via evite is a sure way to get a decline.

I am reciprocal...some call it tit for tat...if you don't respond in kind; you'll end up with crickets coming from my end. We'll still be cool though.

I am deeply in love with southern drawls on men. *slurrrp*

I really prefer being by myself to being in a relationship at this point in my life...

I have night blindness.

If you don't know this much about me already; you are not my friend and I already know that

Facebook has made everyone some lazy asses.